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Tourettes guy's dad eats a Shitload of mash potatoes

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Danny Sr., also known as Daniel Sr., and commonly known as Danny's Dad, was the Tourettes Guy's father and former main antagonist of the Tourettes Guy series. He made his first appearance in the episode Best Of The Tourettes Guy (4 of 4) and acts virtually the same as Danny, especially with his own abundant use of vulgar diction. Despite this, he does not have Tourette's syndrome. He is also Danny’s arch nemesis and greatest enemy.

He is played by Stan Hempstead (also known as Sal Lizard).

Appearance[]

Danny's father is an aged, alcoholic, overweight man seen with long, receding hair, a white and full beard, glasses, a white long-sleeved shirt, and black pants with suspenders. He bears a heavy resemblance to the holiday figure Santa Claus, something which Danny notes during a struggle with his dad. Despite the amount of content in which he is present, his appearance remains consistent throughout the series.

Personality[]

Danny's Dad's behavior is largely the same as the Tourettes Guy; however, his actions are mainly the result of anger and drinking. He usually has an enduring hatred toward Danny, since Danny acts in the same stubborn vein. His temper can become slightly more amplified than his son's, with one such incident involving him chasing his grandson out of his own home.

History[]

Before The Tourettes Guy []

Danny's Dad's past with his son is never explicitly stated in the show. It is assumed that his relationship with Danny had been frayed for a long time, as Danny inherits his father's pent-up rage, alcoholic tendencies, and trouble with women. With this, Danny's Dad was probably an insufficient male role model during his son's childhood, his irrational behavior being the root of their altercations. He was born July 1st 1960s In Albany , New York Usa

Best Of The Tourettes Guy (4 of 4)[]

Like Father Like Son[]

Danny's Dad shows up to his grandson's graduation party in 2007 and immediately starts bickering with his son, chiding his constant propensity of wearing his Tony the Tiger shirt. The Tourettes Guy fires back in disgust, telling his father to "fuck off!" In the following scene, he states his repugnance toward the nation of the Philippines, quipping that they can "fill up [his] ass" as he takes a hearty sip of beer. Next, in a rare moment of serenity with Danny, he details to his son at the dinner table of an unpleasant incident involving five other people. Danny's Son enters the room, informing his elders that in order for Grandma Jenelle to leave, they need to move their cars. Danny's Dad meets eyes with his son, both exclaiming "AH SHIT!!!" in disdain for the task.

During another one of Danny's shouting matches with Shirlena, Danny's Dad--beer in hand--comments on their squabble, leading to he and his son trading verbal blows. The old man's mounting outrage peaks once Danny insults he and "every 'Mall Santa' that looks like [him]". Danny's father is then seen with his son in a rear-naked choke, insulting his son's hair and laughing as he appears to be victorious. However the Tourettes Guy, in a sudden twist of fate, pushes his father away, breaking Danny's Dad's grip as well as his balance. Danny's Dad crashes to the floor, frustrated and flustered as he shouts more profanities in his effort to regain footing. Danny's father promptly leaves after stating his hatred toward his son. Once he grumbles through the door, the cameraman meets Danny's Dad's gaze through the garage window. The old man, startled, slams the window with his hands before leaving.

The Return Of The Tourettes Guy (Part 3)[]

Thanksgiving at the Tourettes Guy's House[]

Danny's Dad joins Thanksgiving with the rest of Danny's family, where nearly every attendant brought a large bowl of mashed potatoes. Upon his arrival, Danny's father slams his pot on the table in outrage, decreeing the gathering "Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day" and nearly causing his son to fall off his chair. Danny's Dad searches Danny's cupboards and cabinets, determined to find different food for the occasion. He announces each type he finds in his search, including cans of corn and green beans, a container of oats, a box of saltines, and to his shock, a box of Count Chocula cereal. It happened to be his first time encountering the enigma, staring at the box for an unspecified, yet long, time. The next scene sees Danny's Dad listening to a relative's life story. Before the relative could continue, the old man notices a piece of food, or "shit" as he called it, stuck to the man's nose. The object was removed and Danny's father continued to listen.

Later that day, Danny's Dad is seen playing pool, but rather unsuccessfully, since his play made no progress. He blames the table on his anemic performance before sitting on the edge of the window to take a sip of beer at the cost of sitting on the curtain. The curtain rod crashes onto his head and Danny's father finds himself on the floor again, injured and enraged. Danny asks his father of his status and if he requires medical aid, replying that he only needs someone to help him up. He commands his grandson, who happens to be the cameraman, to assist him to his feet. His insults lead Danny's Son to laugh and accidentally drop his grandfather. Fueled by white-hot rage, Danny's Dad starts to chase Danny's Son throughout the Tourettes Guy dwelling, threatening physical violence. The young man ducks under the pool table until Danny's father intercepts his grandson, grabbing the him by his coat. His grip, while strong, fails in stopping Danny's Son when only the coat tears away, leaving his grandfather in bewilderment. Danny's Son escapes into the rear deck of the property and turns around to find a large amount of ground between himself and Danny's Dad. A slide with text reading "DRIVING AWAY AS FAST AS POSSIBLE" leads the final scene, showing Danny's Son and an unknown driver making their escape in a vehicle. The Tourettes Guy's livid father hollers after the passing vehicle and makes a few more strides before standing in defeat.

The Return Of The Tourettes Guy (Part 4)[]

The Tourettes Guy's Father[]

Danny's Dad returns in the final installment of the Return Of The Tourettes Guy series. He is first seen at a restaurant with Danny's Son, brought to a boil over the $2.00 price of toast. Additional moments detail his threat of violence should anyone call him "Mellow Yellow" and his hatred for the Brontosaurus after his grandson explains that the "strongest and biggest creatures on Earth were vegetarians".

The following scenes present the Tourettes Guy's father at several retail centers, beginning with home improvement store Lowe's. He finds a store clerk struggling to grab an object at a high shelf and suggests that he stands on his "tippie-toes and shit". In a separate incident Danny's Son appears to have told a joke that did not land well with his grandfather. Danny's Dad berates his "smartassish" grandson for his clever remark. Next, Danny's Dad and Son stand in line to take their order at a fast food restaurant until the former desperately runs to defecate in the restroom. Later, Danny's father and son make their way to Walmart, reading tabloid magazines at the checkout line. Danny's Son reads that talk show host Dr. Phil allegedly starred in an adult film. The old man states his belief, claiming that the doctor was a "big dick". The final scene depicts Danny's Dad watching a large black woman at a store aisle. Intrigued by the size of her rear end, he demonstrates to his grandson how he picks up women of this type. His compliment on her "stupid fat ass" is misunderstood and the woman slaps the Tourettes Guy's father. Danny's Dad falls to the floor yet again, angered by her attack.

Future[]

The fate of the Danny's Dad beyond The Return Of The Tourettes Guy (Part 4) is currently unknown. On July 15, 2018, nearly five years after the episode's release, the character's actor, Sal Lizard responded to a fan question on his Twitter account, stating that while new appearances of the Tourettes Guy patriarch is "unlikely", he nevertheless was open to the task. However, following a stroke he suffered later that year that left him semi-paralyzed, it is highly unlikely he will be able to reprise his role. On January 8, 2022 Stan Hempstead passed away from a long battle with Colon Cancer. His passing was announced on the official Facebook page.

Things Danny's Dad Likes & Dislikes[]

Things Danny's Dad Likes[]

  • Drinking beer
  • Calling Danny "Baldy"
  • Hitting on big black women
  • Calling Dr. Phil a Big Dick
  • Corn
  • Green beans
  • Oats
  • Saltines
  • Calling Danny's Son a Cocksucker
  • Chasing the cameraman out of the house
  • Fighting
  • Getting revenge on people he hates (especially Danny and his son)
  • Big black women with big tits and ass
  • Saying bitches have stupid fatasses

Things Danny's Dad Dislikes[]

  • Falling
  • Danny always wearing the same shirt (and he wants Danny to wear a different shirt for once in his life)
  • Being called a "Mall Santa"
  • Thanksgivings with overly abundant servings of mashed potatoes, which he has referred to as "Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day"
  • People leaving him when he asks for help
  • People dropping him after helping him up
  • The Philippines (they "can fill up [his] ass)
  • Moving his car for Grandma Jenelle
  • Count Chocula cereal
  • Being called "Mellow Yellow"
  • $2.00 for a piece of toast
  • The dinosaur Brontosaurus
  • His grandson being all "smartassish"
  • Dr. Phil

Quotes[]

Best Of The Tourettes Guy (4 of 4)[]

{at Danny's Son's graduation party, class of 2007}

Danny's Dad: You change your damn glasses more than you change your damn shirt! Why don't you try wearing a different shirt for once in your life?

Danny: Why don't you just fuck off!

Danny's Dad: Fuck the Philippines! They can fill up my ass. {drinking beer}

Danny's Dad: There was like, 5 of these assholes...

Danny's Son: Dad, Grandpa, Grandma Jenelle's leaving. You both need to move your cars.

Both: AH SHIT!!!

Danny: {banging the table with a spoon and arguing with Shirlena} Fuck you!

Shirlena: Fuck you!

Danny: Fuck you!

Shirlena: Fuck you!

Danny: I said fuck you first so fuck you!

Danny's Dad: {walking into the room where Danny is residing} Hey, there's a whole lot of fucking going on in this room!

Danny: {looking toward his father} Fuck you!

Danny's Dad: Well, fuck you!

Danny: Fuck you!

Danny's Dad: Fuck you!

Danny: Fuck you and every "Mall Santa" that looks like you!

Danny's Dad: {camera cuts to Danny and his father fighting with each other. Danny's dad is holding his son in a headlock, choking his son, and Danny's glasses dropping from his face} So, you want to talk some shit, huh baldy? Hahaha!

Danny: Son of a bitch! {pushes his dad on the floor}

Danny's Dad: {yelps, crashing} Fuck! Fuck, oh, god, fun out of fucking, fucking, me that evil son of a... God damn it, shit! {getting up} Oh, shit... {camera cuts to Danny's Dad, who is now standing} I hate the shit out of you! God, damn, like, {opens the door} should never. {door closes, then the cameraman goes to the door and Danny's Dad goes in the garage to leave, but he gets startled by the cameraman} Oh, fuck! {tries to go in the car, but gets startled by his grandson again and bangs his hands on the glass door}

The Return Of The Tourettes Guy (Part 3)[]

{Thanksgiving at the Tourettes Guy's House. Almost everyone who took part brought mashed potatoes. Danny's Dad shows up.}

Danny's Dad: What is this? {slamming pot down} Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day? {leaning toward Danny aggressively} HUH?!?!?! {camera cuts to Danny's Dad in the kitchen. He opens the nearby cupboard doors to find something else for food} There's got to be something else to eat in this damn house. {camera cuts again to him announcing what foods he found} Ah, hell, he's got some, corn and... some green beans and... some oats, and some... saltines and... {holds a box of "Count Chocula" cereal} What the hell is this shit? {still trying to figure out what in the world it is}

Unknown Relative: {telling his life story} We grew up in the small town. When I was... in my 20's I would often go for walks, and walk around, see the neighborhood. {Danny's Dad notices a piece of food stuck to his nose} I later married my wonderful wife, you're, you will be that,

Danny's Dad: You got you've got some shit on your nose. A little piece of shit right on the end of it. {relative removes food from his nose} Yeah. That got it. Go ahead. {cuts to the pool table room, where Danny's dad is playing pool} Little asshole... God, too bad did. Fuck this! That goddamn table's defective. {drinks beer and tries to sit at the window, but gets hit by curtains while the curtains are falling from atop the window} OH, FUCK!!! GODDAMN!!!!

Danny: Are you okay, dad?

Danny's Dad: Hell no, I'm not okay, I'm an old man and I fell on my ass. Get over here and help me up, somebody!

Danny: Do you want me to call 911?

Danny's Dad: Fuck 911! Now get your ass over here and quit standing around with your fingers in your ass, get over here. {Danny's son sets the camera down to help his grandfather up} Danny, get your ass over here! ...'Bout fucking time asshole! Goddamn it. {Danny's Son laughs and accidentally drops him} Oh, damn! You know what? Fuck you all, huh? Listen uh, pick my own ass up, goddamn it, you're gonna be sorry when I get up. {Danny's son runs away with the camera into another room, and pans up to find Danny's dad charging toward him} I'm gonna whip your ass you little son of a bitch, come back here you cocksucker! {Danny's Son runs} Come back here! Damn it. {Danny's Son hides under the pool table} I'm too damn old for this. You think you can get away by hiding under there? Well, I got news for ya I can reach you and grab that. You ain't going to get away from me now I got you, you little... {grabs him by his coat} Agh! Oh, what the hell? What? {coat starts to rip} Oh, damn! Damn it, they don't make clothes like they used to... {Danny's Son opens the door to go outside to escape his father's house. Danny's Dad soon follows him out} Come back here you! {Danny's Son opens the small gate to the front yard and quickly runs to a nearby vehicle. Text then says "DRIVING AWAY AS FAST AS POSSIBLE", when the camera cuts inside the car. They drive past Danny's Dad who's trying to chase the car} YOU COCKSUCKEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! {text then reads "special thanks to Doppler effect"}

The Return Of The Tourettes Guy (Part 4)[]

{Danny's Dad is at a restaurant with his grandson.}

Danny's Dad: $2.00 for a piece of toast? Bullshit!!!!

Danny's Dad: Some asshole calls me "Mellow Yellow" I'm gonna kick him right in the cock!

Danny's Son: The strongest and biggest creatures on Earth were vegetarians.

Danny's Dad: Yeah like the Brontosaurus, look what happened to that asshole.

{Cuts to Danny's Dad and his grandson at Lowe's.}

Lowe's Clerk: I can't reach it...

Danny's Dad: Try standing on your tippie-toes and shit!

Danny's Son: Grandpa it was just a joke...

Danny's Dad: Well quit acting all "smartassish"!

{Cuts to Danny's Dad and Danny's Son at a fast-food joint.}

Danny's Dad: Oh, shit...

Danny's Son: What? Did you forget your wallet?

Danny's Dad: No, I mean move, I gotta shit!!! {runs to the bathroom}

{cuts to Danny's Dad and Danny's Son reading tabloids at Walmart}

Danny's Son: It says here that Dr. Phil was in a porno movie.

Danny's Dad: I believe it, 'cause Dr. Phil's a big dick.

{Cuts to an aisle at the same store; Danny's Dad notices a large black woman browsing the products.}

Danny's Dad: {to his grandson} Do you see that black woman over there? Damn, she's got a huge ass! I mean she has a fucking ass comin' out the butt!

Danny's Son: Why don't you get her phone number Grandpa?

Danny's Dad: Watch me, I know how to talk to these big black women. {approaches the woman} Dayum, bitch! You got a stupid fat ass. {the woman slaps him, Danny's Dad falls to the floor} Agh! Damn, bitch!

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Trivia[]

  • Danny's Dad is shown to have considerably high stamina and durability for a man of his age, capable of keeping up with people much younger than him and, despite his faulty balance, regains footing with no serious injury. He also displays proficient strength, proving a combative match to the likes of the Tourettes Guy.
    • His physical capability is influenced from actor Sal Lizard's experience as a professional wrestler.
  • Danny's father stands at a height of 5'10" (1.78 m.).
  • In Best Of The Tourettes Guy (4 of 4), Danny remarks his father's likeness to a "Mall Santa". Sal Lizard, the man who portrays Danny's Dad, regularly works as a professional Santa Claus outside of the show.
  • Sometimes, Danny's Dad calls Danny a "son" of a bitch. This may strike viewers as peculiar, considering Danny's mother is his father's wife.
  • Sal Lizard, the actor of Daniel Sr., is also known as Stan Hempstead. Here, on the official Tourettes Guy Facebook, it is said that he sexually assaulted Danny's stepdaughter Debbie. it's added that he passed away from colon cancer at 7:05 AM in January 8, 2022. However, he is not a pedophile, as this was confirmed to be false. It is confirmed that Stan Hempstead and Sal Lizard are both the same person.

References[]

  1. Best Of The Tourettes Guy (4 of 4)
  2. The Return Of The Tourettes Guy (Part 3)
  3. The Return Of The Tourettes Guy (Part 4)
  4. Sal Lizard on his future in The Tourettes Guy
  5. Sal Lizard - IMDb
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